worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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