these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I don't think brook has ever known best
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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