what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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