Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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