if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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