I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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