He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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