If i come over, it means nothing
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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