Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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