I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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