Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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