do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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