Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
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