what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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