i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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