He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I was just standing there and then BOOM! She was attacking my face with her mouth.
I don't get it, man. She treated me like a sexual predator but treated you like a piece of meat.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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