she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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