last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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