My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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