did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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