bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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