is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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