As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I'm passing your future prison.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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