Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
