I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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