Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
I just had sex on a roof
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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