I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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