well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Randomize
