Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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