Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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