is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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