I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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