It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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