we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I checked into jail on foursquare
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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