I just threw up on my dentist
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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