i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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