found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
