Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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