I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Randomize
