ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
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