ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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