theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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