is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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