Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
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