at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
Reflecting on last night, I'm not sure if making out with a 43 y/o married woman at Bernie's after the Cubs game was my best life decision...
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Enjoy the penises
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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