Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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