she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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