guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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