I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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