windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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