We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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