I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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